Inside My Head

Sarah. I post a lot of nonsense, so try to keep up!

akropolis:

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

😏

(via honestvoices)

deepinsiberia:

WHY DO I ALWAYS LAUGH SO DAMN HARD AT HIS STUPID SIMPLE AMAZING BLUNT RESPONSES??? 

deepinsiberia:

WHY DO I ALWAYS LAUGH SO DAMN HARD AT HIS STUPID SIMPLE AMAZING BLUNT RESPONSES??? 

(via metaphoricalghost)

gaygermans:

awkward-sunpaint:

fl-orida:

This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on.

And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation’s sense of humor.

(via metaphoricalghost)

  • Uncle: are you texting a boy?
  • Me: no
  • Uncle: why not??
  • Me: boys are gross
  • Uncle: *sarcastically* you a lesbian?
  • Me: *doesn't look up from phone* yeah

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via metaphoricalghost)

cokeflow:

"I’m on my way!" I say as I remain naked in bed

(via musingsofabrokendreamer)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via metaphoricalghost)

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

(via metaphoricalghost)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via musingsofabrokendreamer)